Dec 6, 2008

The problem with Leviticus

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The vid is a bit late considering that it didn't appear before the vote. I do like Jack Black's stoner JC and the mention of the Leviticus issues. Remember this?

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. (After all, all things in the bible should be taken and followed as the literal law)

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

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I'm just sayin' it's about bloody time that the religious crazies actually sat down and read the Bible and learned to distinguish between the New and Old Testaments.

2 comments:

GallingGalla said...

The video was funny and pointing out that fundies are picking and choosing the parts of the bible that they like. However, I do have one critique (of the video, not of your post). The video paints the gay community as white, middle-class gay men, and thus continues the mainstream gay movement's whitewashing / ciswashing / wealthwashing of the queer community.

Mór Rígan said...

I agree GG and I should have pointed that out in my post. It's the same as series like the L Word or Queer as Folk. Thank you for your comment.