Jun 9, 2009

Fianna Fail(ed) obituary

Received through text message. Author unknown.

The Soldiers of Disaster (nee Soldiers of Destiny) 1926-2009

Savaged to death at local and European elections.

Deeply regretted by builders, developers, bankers and cowboys everywhere.

Remains reposing in large tent on Galway racecourse.

Funeral mass tomorrow, at the Church of Bertie The Chancer.

Burial afterwards in the Golden Circle Cemetary.

No flowers please, brown envelopes only.

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