Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know....Double Income, No Kids Yet. '
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know... Double Income, Little Dog Owner.
They turn to the woman and ask her, What are you?
She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...
FORWARD TO MEN WHO WILL SOOOOOO ENJOY IT AND WOMEN WHO HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR
I'm not laughing. I'm a humourless feminist when it comes to "jokes" that objectify women and posit the 50% of the world as labourers / whores for teh menz.