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Also "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination" is from Leviticus 18:22. Apart from it being Jewish law and not a commandment, do you know what else is in Leviticus?
- No sex during a period (15:19)
- Slavery is grand as long as the slaves are not from around here (25:44)
- Shellfish is an abomination (11:10)
- No going near the altar if you have less than 20/20 vision, a cold sore, physical disability or testicle issues (21:20)
- Clipping the side of your beard or the hair at your temples is also a no no (19:27)
- No rabbit stew or pork and certainly no football (11:6-9)
- You must stone blasphemers. That's one way to rid us of the government (24:14)
- You can't grow potatoes and turnips in the same field. (19:19)
- Wearing cotton and silk is an abomination. I'm sure all the princes of the church keep that decree very strictly indeed. (19:19)
- Doesn't matter if you have high blood pressure, you must salt your food (2:13)
- None of your food can contain blood or fat (sucks to be you) (2:17)
- If you fuck up, you have to atone through blood sacrifice, even if you didn't know you fucked up. (4:13)
- An extra special one for the pope and the bishops: if you have information on a crime, you got to speak up (5:1)
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